An Introduction

Ten years ago, I got the wild idea to put together The Starving Artist’s Guide to New York City. Was I naive? Sure. Did I think it would be successful? Maybe. But was I passionate about it? Hell yes! Everyone that I met had to hear about it. To this day, it’s still one of […]

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Some say that Seasonal Anxiety Disorder is one of the reasons that New York City folk are so angry all the time. Well, I tend to agree. It was during the doldrums of winter that I got the idea to make my own wine bottle lamp to give my room a boost in light and […]


The Audio Book

Hey dudes and dudettes, Just about to relax and watch the 2 hour doc on John Lennon over at and I wanted to give another little thing to the world. So at 11/11/11 at 11:11pm, I officially release the This Will Swallow You Whole Audio Book, read by yours truly. I think it’s pretty […]

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Cold Dark Night

This is a poem/drawing that I wrote for inclusion in the new book, but was unfortunately not able to make the cut due to a change in direction for where I wanted the book to go. But it’s an awesome, standalone poem worthy of your eyes! The main inspiration was the family dogs Jake and […]

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